Stagg’s “Jingle Bells” parody

 

Decked in brown and gold
A school from down the bay
Past the game truck we go
DK rockin’ all the way (troptroptrop)
Swope and choir sing
Showing pride inside
What joy it is to beat the green
And dance at neon nights

ayeeeeeee

Jingle bells Edison smells
Hittmann saved the day!
Oh what fun
It is to mosh at an LTA Friday! Yay!
Jingle Bells give blood cells
Next blood drive in May
Oh what joy I laughed and cried
In a PLUS Forum today

A month or two ago
I thought Miley was nice
I saw her fanny bright
Twerking by Rob’s side
The punch felt like a tank
Sharkiesha left a knot
Watch out for a senior prank
Cause this is their last shot

Ayeeeeee

Jingle Bells write Cornells
Ms. Schut will give an A
Oh what fun it is to pass
My algebra class today
Jingle Bells Halekakis yells
GO GO run away
Oh what fun it is to run
A mile on a Wednesday.

This song is really tight
Slap it while you’re young
Wait for Santa tonight
And sing it all night long
We all just love queen Fe
Brown and gold we bleed
We hope we are not too cliche
Love Stagg we do indeed