It’s a parody of “Thrift Shop.”
Here are the lyrics:
I’m gonna go to stagg
Got my snapback attached to my pocket
I-I-I’m duckin’ so CSM’s don’t run up
This is freakin awesome.
I walk up into class like what up is it 2 o clock?
I’m so pumped bout to get some swag from the student shop
Bald on his head, I love paffdaddy
Students like dang “why’s he so damn happy”
Rollin in half asleep, headin into Ray’ G’
Dressed fresh hella clean oh crap where’s my Id
Draped in a polo hat, just got this new tat
Probably shouldn’t got this smells like the wrestling mat
Stinkssssssssssssssssssssssss
But hey it was 99 cents!
I be poppin’ it, lockin’ it, bout to go get some condiments
passin’ up on the lunch line that you fools be standin’ in
but me and snoopy talkin man
I’m runnin’ geting off campus and
Savin’ my money I’m hella hungry like kobe SWISH
Imma go bolly style, sike dancing gagnam style
No for real- ask ms. Spector- can we try this zumba out?
Cinnamon tea spoon and some ice blisters
Brown and gold t-shirt wearin’ it to win it
They had a pizza contest, I won a pizza contest
Get a new pool, better grab a life vest
Hello, hello, sherm man in bio
The Tank aint got nothin’ on my board game, hell no
I could take some shape-ups, make them cool, wear those
Hype beasts be like “aw those kicks is fresh yo”
What you know about a havin’ an English teacher mom’n
What you know bout beein’ on worldstar’n
I’m chillin, I’m chillin, goin on to college
This man’s fast over hurdles he get up
Thank your granddad very much for puttin’ work in that alumni fund
Cuz right now I’m in here testing
School night I’m in the library not the (functions)
But on the weekend I’m all up in the (functions)
Your mammy yo mommy yo momma yo mother
I’ll take the pink sweater she knitted and I cop that mother trucker
The one with the cheetah print on that mother trucker
I hit class and they stare at that mother trucker
And they like “oh but that TRU religion is hella tight”
I’m like, “yo – that’s 250 for a jean shirt”
Full Ignition, bet Auto Shop be driftin’
With a nice pimped out whip that’s straight up legit
This song will be huge, a really, really big hit
If you don’t like it, you must be ignit
Ms. D is hella dope
You think looking like Russell from ‘Up’ not trying is lame? That’s a hella no
Clete game, come take a look at my Vapors though
Trynna get fame, not in the game man you hella won’t
man you hella won’t…