Belief in secret society is wrong
Success is a funny thing. It can be reached many ways. Though hard work, determination, perseverance, or selling your soul to the devil. There is rumored to be a secret society of rich powerful social icons that are supposedly plotting to overthrow the government and take over the world. This fabled society is called the illuminati.
In this day and age, the illuminati are everywhere. They are on your television, in your ears and even in your house.
A Brooklyn youth overcomes the hard knock life of selling drugs and living in the projects to becoming a music mogul and co-owner of the Brooklyn Nets? Must be illuminati.
A little girl from New York raised in the lower middle class and the Roman Catholic church grows up to be a pop singer, LGBT activist and a meat flaunting fashion icon? Must be illuminati
Some kid from Ohio graduates high school then dominates the NBA, achieves multiple MVP awards before taking his talents down to South Beach and winning a title? Must be illuminati.
A supposed Muslim African American from Hawaii raised by a single parent somehow grows up to be president of the United States? Must be illuminati.
Mystical old man that lives in the North Pole and rides in a sleigh of flying deer delivers presents to millions of children in one night? Must be illuminati. Yes, we’re on to you, Mr. Claus.
“They are a cult bent on taking over the government and abolishing all religion,” said Faith Recio, sophomore. “People are just blind and don’t want to believe.”
The illuminati’s mission is to not only reshape the government but to bring forth the Rapture. Of course, none of this has been proven true. But there are coincidences that could scare small children to believe in the group of boogeymen.
While listening to Kanye West’s single “Mercy” you can hear it starts off with a hard to understand fast speaking voice. If you slow it down, it’s actually saying a Bible verse about the coming of the devil. Out of curiosity I also listened to the song backwards and vaguely heard the words “Run, help me” repeated over and over. Spooky.
There is also the Vogue magazine cover where superstar Lebron James is seen exerting his freakish physical strength in a beastly manner with what appears to be red devil horns. It gives the connotation that he is this rich and overpowering monster that has control over the entire universe . And that’s what the illuminati wants you to think.
They also want you to think they invented the frisbee as a device to navigate flying saucers. Anyone who actually makes the time to think too much of these connections has too much time on their hands. No solid proof has been established that the society existed. And there’s a reason for that. Maybe they just … don’t exist.
The illuminati is as real as Big Foot and Easter Bunny. By this I mean it is only as real as you want it to be. A person can sit all day making these silly connections but at the end of the day it’s just your imagination. I mean really, how threatening is a lady that wears light bulbs and garments made of beef? Not very.
